Simian Post

An informal group of Forest Halflings that have taken it upon themselves to deliver messages, cargo, and other such valuables riding on monkeyback throughout the Green Maw. Chaosgrown tend to gravitate toward being a member of the Simian Post, but members of all genders are proud to call themselves Spews, so named because they often chew and spit Neta Leaf to decrease appetite during long rides through the canopy.

Members of the halfling communities generally will provide food, lodging and other necessities to spews for free, as the Simian Post does not change (trade or otherwise) for their services. Those members of halfling society who make it a habit of taking the spews' services for granted can find themselves blacklisted or at least having their deliveries seriously delayed or damaged.